Smiles and Laughter are Treasures to Share: Have Some Fun!

treasure of laughterI’m sure many of us have heard the quote, ‘laughter is the best medicine’ and it certainly seems to be true.  It’s difficult to not feel better when laughing, or even if just glinting a smile.   A while back there were some ‘jokes’ shared in a comment section of this site, and I mentioned I should create a page just for sharing them.

Here is that page. (Link to page will be added to Menu)

Please use the comment section below to add ‘jokes’ (clean and respectful) (or riddles and puzzles) so whenever a smile or laugh is needed by someone or yourself, you can come here and find one by reading over the comments.

As the title states:  “Smiles and Laughter are Treasures to Share”.

Here are some to get started:

 

Q- If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

A- Pilgrims

 

Q- How did the man not get hurt from falling off a 40 foot ladder?

A- He fell off of the bottom rung.

 

Q- Why do bees have sticky hair?

A- Because they use honey combs.

 

Q- How do you make a line longer without adding on to it?

A- You make a second shorter line next to it, which would make the first line longer.

 

Some ‘wood’ jokes for Forrest Fenn Treasure Hunt fans:

Q- How far can you run into the woods?

A- Only half way, because after that point you would be running out of the woods.

 

Q- Why can’t Christmas Trees sew?

A- They keep dropping their needles

 

Q-This one might stump you. But can you believe I can cut down a tree just by looking at it?

A- It’s true.  I saw it with my own eyes.

 

Q-Where do saplings go to learn?

A-They go to elementree school.

 

Q-What did the Pinecone say when it fell from the tree?

A- Nothing.  Pinecones don’t talk silly.

 

And for Breakfast Tea & Bourbon Treasure Hunt fans, you are sure to like Cowlazars video about Hitler working on the hunt:

There was also one made on Forrest Fenn’s Treasure Hunt:

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Best of luck with all that seek! Always Treasure the Adventure!

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33 Responses

  1. Jeremy P. says:

    A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The barkeep looks at them and says, “What is this — a joke?”

    (Might as well start with a joke about jokes!)

  2. pdenver says:

    Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.

  3. pdenver says:

    What do you call a camel with no humps?

    Humphrey.

  4. Jenny Kile says:

    I wish there was a ‘like’ button….smiles to all!

  5. JC1117 says:

    Great idea, Jenny.

    (Looks like I’ll have to split this comment in two. The first attempt went into moderation for having 4 links.)

    I was a boy scout once…a looooooong time ago.

    https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/old-age-retirement-scout-boy_scouts-assist-_help-helper-bwhn131_low.jpg

    https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/children-boy_scout-scout-scouting-old_woman-merit_badges-bwhn658_low.jpg

  6. pdenver says:

    Q: How do trees access the Internet?
    A: They log in.

    Q: Why can’t you trust an atom?
    A: Because they make up everything.

    • JC1117 says:

      Good ones, Pdenver!

      Your atom joke reminded me of this one…

      A guy is driving around the back woods and he sees a sign in front of a broken down, shanty-style house: “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
      The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
      “You talk?” he asks.
      “Yep,” the Lab replies.
      After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says “So, what’s your story?”
      The Lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
      “I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
      “I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
      The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
      “Ten dollars,” the guy says.
      “Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap??”
      “Because the dog’s a damn liar. He never did any of that shit.”

      • pdenver says:

        Oh! 🙂

      • Jonathan says:

        This is one I just made up about a week ago. I don’t know if it’s been done before. I’ll just leave it here.
        Once, not too long ago, there was a special milking cow. All the milk the
        cow produced was separated in it’s utters. When it was milked, only the curds of the milk came out. One day, the farmer went to the cow, in the barn. He held up a bucket of it’s “milk” in front of it, so the cow could see, and he asked the cow, “Is this milk good?” The cow looked up at him and enthusiastically said, “No whey!”

  7. Anna says:

    What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
    Answer: Here come the elephants.

    What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming wearing sun glasses?
    Answer: nothing. He didn’t recognize them.

    Thanks for the laughter Jenny! 🙂 it is great medicine for the soul.

  8. 49 dollers says:

    An Indian walks into a psychiatrists office sits down and says ” doc I’m confused I think I’m a wigwam and then I think I’m a tepee then I I think I’m a wigwam then tepee again” doctor looks at him and says “calm down your two tents”.

  9. Don Adams says:

    A couple for the musicians out there:

    What is the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
    A basson burns longer.

    What is the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower?
    You can tune a lawn mower.

  10. Feathers-n-Glue says:

    I got arrested one night while camping.

    The policeman said I was loitering within tent.

    I’ll see myself out…

  11. pdenver says:

    Pete and Re-Pete were on a bridge. Pete fell off. Who was left?

    Pete and Re-Pete were on a bridge. Pete fell off. Who was left?

  12. pdenver says:

    My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said, “no it doesn’t.”

  13. pdenver says:

    My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.

    I said “40”.

  14. pdenver says:

    Have you herd about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines.

  15. JC1117 says:

    What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
    PUMPKIN PI

  16. Stonerolledaway says:

    What is the difference between a carp and a lawyer?

    One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum eating scavenger, and the other is a fish.

  17. Anna says:

    Q: Why won’t sharks eat lawyers?
    A: professional courtesy

  18. pdenver says:

    Game Warden: “Didn’t you see the no-fishing sign, son?

    Boy: “I’m not fishing, sir. I’m teaching the worms how to swim!”

  19. pdenver says:

    If you think of a better fish pun, let minnow.

  20. pdenver says:

    Q: What does Batman get in his drinks?

    A: Just ice. (Justice.)

  21. pdenver says:

    Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

    A: Bison.

  22. pdenver says:

    Q: Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

    A: Mt. Everest. It just wasn’t discovered yet.

  23. pdenver says:

    A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He tells the bartender, “I’ll have a drink and one for the road.”

  24. Helen says:

    Q – “Do you like Scott Joplin?”

    A – “I don’t know, I’ve never scott-joppled!”

  25. pdenver says:

    Did you know that Raymond Burr has a brother? He’s a lumberjack. His name is Tim. (Tim Burr) 🙂

  26. pdenver says:

    One liners:

    I used to think I was indecisive, but not I’m not sure.

    I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

    I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t.

    If you’re not suppose to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

    Keep the dream alive. Hit the snooze button.

    I changed my password to “incorrect.” So whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say, “Your password is incorrect.”

  27. Courtney says:

    Why did the airhead put his ear up to the exhaust pipe? Because he has a dirty mind.

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